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The Trapper-Keeper

By Authors of Spouse Illustrated / Posted on 03 January 2011

The Trapper-Keeper:

This woman believes men are to be possessed and that getting to that point is a competition with other women.  Her self-esteem rests on
seducing a man and staking her claim.  The only way she can be sure that she has successfully done so is by getting a man to marry her.
The particular man is largely irrelevant. She is no Spermerator, but she is not above getting pregnant to hook her man.  Once she has her man, she becomes melancholy in a day-after-Christmas kind of way, and you probably will never again see the happy girl you married.