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The Spermerator™

By Authors of Spouse Illustrated / Posted on 03 January 2011

The Spermerator™:

The spermerator does not respect men – she may not even like men, indeed, this category includes that small number of lesbians who will do a hetero stint in order to get a baby. Yep, this woman just wants you for your sperm and probably the monthly check that comes along with it.  She believes that she is not truly a woman until she has children – this might even be reinforced by her own mother.  This is not the woman who wants children badly, this is the woman who needs children.  These women are floundering and ready to define
themselves through children.  Once they get the children, they pull the break-up/divorce ejection handle.