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The Castrator

By Authors of Spouse Illustrated / Posted on 03 January 2011

The Castrator™:

This woman should remain single.  She is looking for a boy, not a man.  She wants to control your money and your time, but
more than that, she wants to control your career choices, your self-esteem, and even your friends. The more you stand up to her, the more you will be punished for it with emotional and sexual blackmail.  She surrounds herself with people and pop culture that support her view of men as Neanderthals who are in desperate need of female wisdom and direction.  She is a feminist who slipped to the dark side.