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The Bling-Banger™

By Authors of Spouse Illustrated / Posted on 03 January 2011

The Bling-Banger™:

Yep, she bangs for bling.  For some men, this is not a woman to run from. That is your choice – as long as it really is your choice.  How do you know if you have a Bling-banger™ on your hands?  First, you have to be rich in comparison to her; second there has to be a huge discrepancy between your courting currencies.  Courting currency is what you are worth in the dating market beyond financial assets, and it includes things such as attractiveness, personal power, job prestige, sense of humor, romantic acumen, sexual prowess (yes, size does matter here), and exotic hobbies.